Wacky movie news: Kamal Haasan, Paris Hilton together?

The Indian movie world can sometimes generate truly incredible news. Here's the latest one: Kamal Haasan, Mohanlal and Paris Hilton in the same movie?

Some thoughts:

• Kamal and Mohanlal in the same movie itself is amazing. Now, where did Paris Hilton come from?
• Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa -- the peak of cruel humour! Some wonderful quotes on her suitability:

The director said he was impressed when he read a report sometime ago in which the hotel heiress said she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her.

"Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen," said Rajeevnath.

• Just have a look at the people getting associated with the movie -- your head would simply spin! Even if the movie is going to be on an universally celebrated person, it just sounds unbelievable.
• The budget is going to be 50-60 crores ($11-13m)! I am reminded of Marudhanayagam now.

The Google ad I got at the bottom of the Web page read "lower your blood pressure".....